*Artsy frowns, and then hurries upstairs after Greedler, wanting to be with him, but also curious about what the call could be about* …!

*Greed closes the door, but it’s still a tiny bit open. He answers the phone* This is Greed-ler Gryphon. …. Shut up. No. That was a mistake, and you know it, Starling. ….. I told you to leave me alone about it. Besides, this line is for business, not personal shit. …. So?! You could’ve talked to me later this week!! I have to come back tomorrow, I promised I would come back to work after my child was born. ….. Violet, I—…. Violet, are you gonna let me—…. Fine!! Fine, fine, we talk about this tomorrow. My real office, nine o’clock sharp. I don’t want anyone to find out what you made me do. …. Yeah, not nice talking to you either. Bye. *He hangs up*

((before i go to fanime on saturday

i will post a picture of me in my cosply.

it’s my blog’s greed-ler, so i don’t need to worry about sunglasses, hat, or jacket because he rarely even wears that at this point.

no my cosplay isn’t accurate, but i like it.

wee wee wee im fucking exCITED))

zillatamer:

unimpressedcats:

food? no… friend

I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like

If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

*Artsy smiles weakly, and kisses Greedler’s cheek* Hey, Love… It’s gonna be okay…!

*Once casts a spell, and then takes the charm back and places it in his pocket*

*Greed looks up at Artsy* To your comment earlier, yes, magic anons like to ruin my life.

*Artsy continues to clean him, and then he gets some bandage and gently, slowly, lovingly, he wraps it around Greedler’s arms* …! *When he’s done with that arm, he gives Greedler’s wrists a gently kiss* ~!

*Greed smiles softly and he kisses Artsy in response. He shifts Penny so he can show Artsy his other arm, when his phone rings from his office. He frowns, looking in that direction, then back at Artsy* I… I gotta go. *He hands Artsy Penny back and he hurries upstairs* I’ll be back in a sec, so don’t worry…!

*Artsy frowns* G-Greedler…!!! *He runs after Greedler and picks him up in one swift movement.* Hey…!! P-Please…!! C-calm down…!!!

*Greed wiggles around, wanting down*

*Once puts his magic charm around Greed* If you stay still, I can make you talk again. I don’t know how to make you a person, but I can at least make you talk again. You just have to stop wiggling around.

*Greed stops and calms*

((reasons why i’ve been changing a lot of things and there’s been minor changes in how each character has been acting recently:

comic relief.

seriously, i am really sad with this storyline, so i’ve been creating new things to make it more comical and more villains for more of a variety and more plot possibilities.

so ye you’re gonna see a flood of all the shit i made soon))

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

*Artsy nods* Okay..! *He gets the paper towels and gently  dips them into the water, and then gently, carefully, rubs them over the cuts to clean them* ….!

*He winces a bit as his cuts are cleaned. He sighs and puts up with the minor stinging, and looks at Penny, remembering why he was letting Artsy do this. Not for him, but for her*

*Artsy smiles sweetly, and gently holds Greedler like he would a cat or baby. He gently nuzzles his cheek with his finger, and holds him close* Are you okay, Greedler..?

*Greed shakes his head no and wiggles around*

*Once thinks* He can’t talk this way. Bless this spell.

*Greed jumps out of Artsy’s arms, and starts making angry squeals as he chases after Once*